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I Am Awake Respect My Privacy - Funny Sarcastic Morning Humor Card

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Being awake is a tragedy. Please treat it with the solemnity it deserves. This hilarious design features the text "I AM AWAKE Please respect my privacy during this difficult time."It is the perfect spoof on dramatic celebrity apology statements, tailored for everyone who hates mornings, needs three cups of coffee before speaking, or just wants to be left alone until noon. Wear it to warn your family, coworkers, or roommates that you are in a fragile state of consciousness and are not ready for human interaction.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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