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Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Funny Grumpy Black Cat Card

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Don't talk to me until I've had my caffeine! This hilarious, dark humor design features an intensely grumpy black cat wearing a black hoodie, tightly clutching a coffee cup with a paw print on it. Complete with retro-style typography reading "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong," it's the ultimate relatable mood for anyone who needs their morning brew to remain a functional member of society.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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