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Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie Shorts

$30.08
  • Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel
  • Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel
  • Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel
Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel Caution Heavily Seasoned Zero Dilution Funny Foodie by UrbanLifeApparel

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Warn the room that you don’t do bland with this bold, retro warning-label typography design. Featuring distressed, comic-style 3D block lettering in bold crimson and gold reading: "CAUTION: Heavily Seasoned, Zero Dilution".

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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